Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just saw a hot homeless man
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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