I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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