Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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