no, he came in my armpit
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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