fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
