i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Pooping to opera.
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