Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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