I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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