I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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