his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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