Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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