Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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