two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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