But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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