I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You smell like stripper and shame
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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