Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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