..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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