The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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