I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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