we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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