Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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