Don't make out with my wife yet
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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