I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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