I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
