College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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