everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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