is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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