Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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