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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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