Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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