We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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