can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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