She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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