I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Can I color on your dick again?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.