Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You can make out without kissing
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