you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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