Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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