You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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