tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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