did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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