my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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