You really coming over, don't trick.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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