great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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