arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How does one acquire holy water?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Never underestimate the power of titties
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