I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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