dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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