so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You don't make any sense
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