Dual....:-)
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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