it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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