ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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