If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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