You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
