Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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