Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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