They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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