Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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