at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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