i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hippo gnu deer
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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